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💖 A Tinderella Story 💖
Once upon a time, in a land called Tinderville, lived a sweet and cute and clever and gorgeous and beautiful girl named Abigail. Unlike most who spent their days scrolling through enchanted crystal screens, Abigail longed for a connection that felt as magical as the fairy tales she loved.
In her modest cottage on the edge of the forest, Abigail was often visited by her talking animal friends: Wesley the Giraffe, who was known for his lofty wisdom and unmatched bravery; Misha the Pink Bunny, the village gossip with a heart of gold; Susan the dog, whose loyalty and bravery were unmatched; Mr. Meep the Microwaveable Sheep, a bibliomaniac and poet at heart; and Mueller the donkey, who was sweet and soft-hearted.
One fine evening, as the moonlight danced through the trees, Abigail's crystal screen lit up. A notification appeared: "You’ve matched with Adrian!" Adrian was known across Tinderville as a charming, quick-witted scholar with a mysterious aura and a passion for exploring the world beyond the enchanted forest. Abigail’s heart skipped a beat. Little did she know, this was no ordinary match—it was the Swipe of Destiny.
The next day, Abigail shared the exciting news with her friends.
“I hear Adrian is as smart as a fox and handsome as a prince,” said Wesley, twirling his gorgeous and sweet ossicones.
“But you’ve never met him, have you?” he asked, neck craning down to peer at the crystal screen. “What if he’s just good at taking photos?”
“Give him a chance!” barked Susan. “Love requires courage.”
Mr. Meep bleated his agreement:
"He could be the one, you’ll never know,
If you don’t give this connection a go."
“I’ve heard he likes bikes,” Mueller added. “Don’t let him convince you to ride one before your first date, though.”
Abigail giggled, feeling her nerves melt into excitement.
After days of delightful conversations, Adrian invited Abigail to the Grand Tinder Ball—a magical event where matches met for the first time in person. Abigail hesitated. Her forest cottage wardrobe was filled with practical dresses but lacked anything spectacular enough for the ball.
“Don’t worry!” exclaimed Misha. “We’ll hjelp yew!”
With Wesley’s crafting skills, Misha’s sense of style, and Susan’s boundless enthusiasm, they transformed Abigail’s simple dress into a stunning gown. Mr. Meep added an artistic touch, tying in a sweet pink bow, and Mueller begrudgingly polished a pair of crystal-clear glass sneakers.
“Remember, Abigail,” Wesley said solemnly, “you must leave by midnight, or the magic will fade.”
The Grand Tinder Ball was an enchanting affair. Lanterns floated in the air, music filled the ballroom, and laughter echoed throughout. Abigail entered, turning heads as she glided gracefully across the room.
And there he was—Adrian, leaning casually against the buffet table, his sharp wit lighting up every conversation. When their eyes met, the world seemed to fade. He approached her with a confident smile.
“Abigail,” he said, as if her name were a secret he’d been waiting to uncover. “You’re even more stunning than your photos.”
They talked, laughed, and danced the night away. Adrian shared tales of his adventures and dreams, and Abigail felt as though she’d known him forever. But as the clock struck midnight, Abigail remembered Wesley’s warning.
“I have to go!” she exclaimed, dashing toward the door.
“Wait!” Adrian called after her. In her haste, one of her glass sneakers slipped off, but she didn’t stop. By the time Adrian reached the door, she was gone.
The next day, Adrian set out to find the mysterious girl who had captured his heart. He carried the glass sneaker with him, determined to find its owner (slurp).
He visited every cottage, but no one’s foot fit the shoe—until he arrived at Abigail’s. When she stepped forward and slid her foot into the sneaker, it fit perfectly. Adrian beamed, his heart bursting with joy.
“You’re the one,” he said. “The Swipe of Destiny was right.”
Abigail smiled. “And you’re the only match that ever mattered.”
From that day on, Abigail and Adrian explored life’s adventures together, joined by their loyal animal friends. Wesley, Misha, Susan, Mr. Meep, and Mueller cheered as their beloved Abigail found her happily-ever-after—not in a palace, but in a love that felt as magical as a fairy tale.
💖 Happy Birthday 💖
My dearest Abigail,
Whats Kraken?
💖 Happy Two-Year Bubbaversary 💖
My dearest Abigail,
Happy 2-year bubbaversary! Can't even believabubaboutit bub.
We've amassed quite the circle of cute little gorgeous animal friends in the past two years.
Wesley says *wiggles one osicone at a time* I can count that high. He says 2 years on Saturn is 21,518 hooman days.
Misha says *flaps each ear* waow that is so gorgeous!
Susan says that's how many cups of tea and scones I've had this evening.
Robbie says that’s my personal highest hop record in meters.
Mr Meep says that’s how many microwave trips he's had this past season.
Mycio says that’s almost 3.
Mister Doctor Bear says that’s how many eyes I've got no matter what anyone says.
Mueller says 2….00 BPM 🎶 *Untz Untz Untz*! 🎶
Bert says *SQUAWK SQUAWK PECK PECK*. Oh Bert.
Squawk
But none of them are even nearly as gorgeous, sweet, cute, kind, peepable, lovely, loving, loveable, beautiful, bewitching, fun, delightful, captivating, enchanting, cherished and kawaii as my darling bub ((Not an exhaustive list)(sorry little friends)).
*Audible groans, soft little single-footed stomps and other sounds of dissent from a number of animals*.
I am so thankful to have spent the past two years being bub to bub. I could not have asked for a better partner-in-bubtivities. Here's to many more years to come. *Cheers and applause and fistpumping from all of the furry friends…including bub*.
I love you Abigail.
Yours always,
Adrian 💖
🥰💖 Happy Valentine's Day, Abigail! 💖🥰
Dear Abigail,
Happy Valentine's Day - a day of romance, and an opportunity to celebrate our Love Story.
2024 is starting with a bang, between you starting your career in medicine, and the upcoming Taylor Swift concert (Which one is a bigger deal for you?) and I'm Ready For It, that is, being your bub in experiencing it all.
You're my best friend, my Lover and my bub wrapped up in one beautiful package. I feel Enchanted whenever I'm with you. We're not 22 anymore, but that's Nothing New, and it doesn't stop us from always having a silly goose-bub time together.
There is no room for doubt that You Belong With Me. I couldn't have hoped for more, not even in my Wildest Dreams. This Love is Timeless, and truly is Sweeter Than Fiction.
I can't wait to see what The Story of Us has in store for us next!
I love you.
Yours always,
Adrian 💖🎶 (Me!)
🐰💖 Happy Valentine's Day, Misha! 💖🐰
Deer Dear Misha,
Happy Valentine's Day! :D
You are the bestest pink bunny in all of the cosmos and my favourite dance partner evers. I am glad you are my comrade and secret keeper.
I am excited to explore the universe together with you as my pasenjer passenger princess when I get my spaceship running. We will have so much fun. Yeah girl *Flips hair*.
With all my love and afekshun affection,
Wesley G. Raff. 🦒💫 (Edited)
🎓 Congratulations, Dr. Abigail (Dr. Mrs. Bub Pie)! 🎓
From the entire JokesDotCom team and especially from Adrian (Mr. Bub Pie) - we are thrilled to celebrate your incredible achievement! 🥳
After four years of hard work, dedication, and time spent on Zoom (including our first date) you've emerged on the other side. Your journey from a medical student to a full-fledged doctor is yet another attestation of your unwavering passion, resilience, and brilliance.
As you step into this new chapter of your life and prepare to embark on your internship at Western Health, know that your impact on the world will only grow. Your compassion, big brain, and gentle heart are bound to touch countless lives. You will undoubtedly continue to make the world a better place.
Misha's Message: Unfortunately, transport complications prevented Misha from attending in person, though she would like to say "Поздравляю, доктор Абигейл"!
Wesley's Note: Similarly impacted to Misha, Wesley, the little yellow giraffe, wanted to extend his heartfelt congratulations."Abigail, from the tallest treetop, I want you to know that your accomplishments reach new heights, just like my neck!" Though possibly unclear in his wording, we still understand the sentiment he shares.
We are incredibly proud of you, Abigail, and we can't wait to see the incredible difference you'll make in the world of medicine. Your laughter and joy have brightened our lives, and now, your expertise and care will brighten the lives of many more.
Here's to your success, your future, and to a lifetime of making the world a healthier and happier place! 🌟👩⚕️🌟
Woohoo to Dr. Abigail (Mrs. Bub Pie)! 🥂🎉
With endless love and laughter,
The JokesDotCom Team (Signed by Mr. Bub Pie, Wesley G. Raff & Misha the Pink Bunny(gisha/squisha))
Jokes Dot Com Presents - Mrs Bub Pie's International Odyssey
Ladies and gentlemen, gather 'round! Today, we bring you the most anticipated travel report of the year, chronicling the globetrotting adventures of our very own Abigail, affectionately known as Mrs. Bub Pie. For the past 7 weeks, she has embarked on an epic journey across China, Taiwan, and Korea. Buckle up, folks, as we take you on a whirlwind tour of her hilariously captivating escapades!
China: The Great Wall of Guffaws
Abigail kicked off her international odyssey with a visit to the iconic Great Wall of China. But it seems that her infectious laughter echoed through the ancient stones, causing tourists and locals alike to break into spontaneous fits of giggles. Reports suggest that even the stoic Terracotta Army couldn't resist cracking a smile in her presence.
Giraffe's Gazzette: Wesley, our intergalactic little giraffe, sent her a postcard from the cosmos, saying, "Your laughter is so contagious it reached even the farthest stars. We miss you lotsly!"
Taiwan: Bubble Tea and Belly Laughs
In Taiwan, Abigail explored the bustling night markets and indulged in copious amounts of bubble tea. Rumor has it that her laughter was so infectious that street vendors started giving away extra boba pearls with every order, dubbing it "Abigail's Special."
Rabbit's Remark: Misha, the Russian-accented rabbit, hopped over to say, "Abigail's laughter is like a supernova of joy! Even the moon rabbits can't stop bopping to the beat."
Korea: Kimchi Chuckles and K-Pop Comedy
Abigail wrapped up her journey in South Korea, where she discovered the world of kimchi-making and K-Pop. It's said that her rendition of a K-Pop dance number had fans rolling with laughter, earning her an honorary membership in a K-Pop comedy troupe.
Homeward Bound
And now, the moment we've all been waiting for—Abigail is flying back today, and we can't wait to welcome her home with open arms and open mouths ready to laugh at her tales!
So, there you have it, folks, the whirlwind adventure of Abigail, our laughter ambassador! Her journey has left a trail of chuckles and joy across three incredible countries, reminding us all that humor is a universal language.
Welcome back, Abigail, we can't wait to hear your travel tales firsthand! 🌍✈️🥰
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Jumping into our journey, hand in hand,
Our hearts intertwined, like footprints in the sand.
Kindred souls, we found each other's light,
Every moment with you feels so wonderfully right.
Sharing laughs and dreams, side by side,
Dedicated to love, with you as my guide.
Oh, my Abigail, soon a doctor you'll be,
Tending to lives with care and empathy.
Creating jokes and smiles, a website so grand,
Oh, how you make this world a better land.
Marvelling at your love for stuffed animals that shine,
Indulging in tiramisu, a dessert divine.
Smiling as you hold your values, strong and true,
Oh, Abigail, my love, I'm forever grateful for you.
